I’m all done! Thank you for the motivation!
"We’re not bad people. We just come from a bad place."
jeSUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM WEEPING OVER HOW PERFECT THIS IS
dont even talk to me about domestic mormor i have so many headcanons its painful omg
thank you uwu
jesus fuck fuck fuck
who is the big spoon/little spoon Jim doesn’t cuddle. He collapses onto the bed when he’s done working, usually half on top of Sebastian.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity Threatening to kill each other / other people
who uses all the hot water in the morning Jim, he’s always up at the crack of dawn.
what they order from take out Sebastian’s the only one who ever orders food, and when he does it’s usually Chinese.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over Sebastian never puts his shoes away when he comes in.
who does most of the cleaning Sebastian’s not really sure, because Jim’s sure as hell not going to get on his hands and knees to scrub the floors and he never does it, but the place is always fucking spotless.
who leaves their stuff around Sebastian, when he’s looking to be punched.
who remembers to buy the milk Sebastian.
who remembers anniversaries Jim, surprisingly.
one of my shipsany ship, crack or otherwise and I will answer the following questions about my personal head canon:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
All my life I’ve been searching for distractions. And you were the best distraction and now I don’t even have you. Because I’ve beaten you. And you know what? In the end it was easy. It was easy.